Oh toothy.

Known facts:

I'm pretty sure I should grow a mustache and dye it pink… HOT!

Getting teeth pulled is not fun. 

For some reason one eye is darker than the other in this picture… Not in real life though. Pinky promise. 

Chocolate ice cream + peanut butter + a banana = the best pain killer.

Maroon 5's new album "Overexposed" is pretty much where it's at.

I was up all night last night with the worst toothache known to man.

When we were in Kenya, I had to get a root canal, literally two days after arriving in Africa. SAWEEEEEEEET! not.

Then a few days after that, the tooth chipped but we did nothing about it because it wasn't bugging me… up until last night.

I seriously was wishing I was dead. But thank goodness for the time difference between here and home… because I was able to text and chat on Facebook with my friends at 2:30 in the morning.

Anyways. My mom made an appointment in the morning for me to go to a dentist.

When the dentist came out, I saw a short little German lady who, I'm pretty positive, is related to the little short lady in the Incredibles… You know, the one who designs the family's shnazzy costumes?

When she looked at my tooth, she said we needed to pull it. I thought that was no biggy because I've had teeth pulled before and two root canals.

I'm pretty sure I could conquer the world in a sexy Superman outfit.

So she got it all numbed up with the novicane… Owwweeeyyyyyyyyy. Then she got those scary plier looking things. I nearly peed my pants… NEARLY.

When she started pulling I was thinking I was dying. It was THE WORST feeling I have ever felt in my entire 14 years. The cranking kept going for what felt like a jillion hours and I was literally screaming at the top of my lungs.

When she got the tooth out, we {she}  figured out it had an absess on it. And that's why it hurt so bad… The numbing basically did nothing.

The fact that you people are seeing these pictures… means you're very special. 

After that, I got all gauzed up like a mummy. Then we went to the store to get some Sprite Zero and ice cream.

Also, I'm not aloud to exercise for two days, in case the gum decided it wanted to start bleeding again. My plan to run every morning this week just flew out the window… See it? There it goes. Gone.

My plans for the next 24 hours {at least} are to lay in my super attractive baggy pants, eat ice cream {remember that "eating healthy" thing? That went out with the exercising.}, and catch up on some 30 Rock, Food Network, and watch Mama Mia.

Isn't it horribly awkward when one side of your mouth is numb and when you try to smile or whatever it's all crooked. Pretty sure I look like a cow. 

Enough awkward faces, toothaches, and pink mustaches for one day. 

Adios amigos.

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  1. You poor thing! I had to get 3 teeth pulled on the same side of my mouth and it was the worst experience of my mouth. I totally understand that cranking feeling!

  2. Sophie no! At least you have good "pain killers." I love Edna Mold - I can't believe your dentist looked like her. :) Feel better darlin! Your pictures made me smile, even if your smile feels weird. :)

  3. I love you baby girl. So sorry you had to go through that....again! You are superwoman!


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